Pods

This one is based on a "paraphrased" bush joke which was previously published on Eve Pirate.

Note: The screenshot was taken earlier this year, we were moving between Aunenen and Amamake. A lot of people were shocked to see -10 pirates travelling thru high secs. some of them were actually running away from us.

Perfect Place For Execution

"We hope that the carebears of Amamake will meet Snigg's demands and disarm, fully and peacefully. If they do not we are prepared to disarm them by force. Either way the danger of t2 mods proliferation will be removed."

Rasiltin > Amamake gate camps are not about fights. its about getting isk and watching explosions.

Sniggerdly stands for liberty, for the pursuit of happiness and for the unalienable right of life.
Carebears in general are "nothing but a bunch of cold blooded killers and that's the way we are going to treat them".

The discovery of mass graves in Amamake graphically testifies to the brutality of Shamis’s regime and the challenges of building a more pluralistic and law-based state. Both the dead and the living are victims of the crimes that are in these graves. We cannot bring back the thousands of missing carebears. However, identification of as many bodies as possible and accountability for the circumstances of their deaths will enable them to move forward to build a society that respects and protects fundamental human rights and dignity.

Edit: Just added a comment with the list of ships destroyed (courtesy of Psilocybe Cubensis.) 468 pods destroyed in 24 hours. Genocide for the win!

Something Awful

Loosely based on Wolla and Pax's comments...

Mach. For. The. Win.

Original quotes by Rasitiln, Drossssk & Niaski

Dumb Freighter

A week later, the freighter pilot convo'd me:

JIraiya Mitsukashi > oh u forgot u blew up my obelsik already!!!???
mulla nasrudin > oh
JIraiya Mitsukashi > its cool
mulla nasrudin > that was you
JIraiya Mitsukashi > i got another
mulla nasrudin > why didn't you talk in convo?
JIraiya Mitsukashi > i thought i could log out
JIraiya Mitsukashi > but that didnt work